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"Roses are reddish,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet;
And and then are you."
This is the stereotypical poem. Its origins are unknown, but may, according to Wikipedia, be traced to these lines from Sir Edmund Spenser'south The Faerie Queene:
"It was upon a Sommers shynie day,
When Titan faire his beames did brandish,
In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew,
She bath'd her brest, the boyling estrus t'allay;
She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew,
And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew."
"Blew" is an erstwhile spelling of "blueish". Both roses and violets exist in varieties of many colours. Viola sororia and Viola odorata are the bluest violets; red roses are hybrid teas of the genus Rosa.
It has often been parodied.
Variants:
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Variants
Roses are ruby,
Violets are blue,
I really can't rhyme
Microwave!
(recited by a high schoolhouse pupil in an amphitheater in Greece)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
He/she's for me
Not for you
If by gamble
You accept my identify
I'll take my fist
And blast your face
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Make it the van.
Roses are reddish
Violets are blue
What line comes adjacent?
I oasis't a clue.
Roses are cerise
My feet are green
It'south Valentine's Day
And then let'south get obscene.
Roses are crimson,
Violets are violet,
Blah blah apathetic,
Let'due south shag.
Roses are cherry-red,
Violets are bluish,
The Block Is a Prevarication,
And at present then are you.
Roses are light-green,
Violets are yellow.
This doesn't rhyme,
And I'one thousand color-blind.
Roses are ruby.
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme.
This ane doesn't.
Roses are red
Violets are bluish
I accept Five.D.
At present y'all take information technology as well.
Roses are reddish
Violets are blue
Carbohydrate is sweet
And so are you
Simply the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl'due south empty
So is your head.
Roses are scarlet
Violets are blue
Sexual hormones
Are why I love y'all
Roses are red
Daffodils are xanthous
I'd rather accept rabies
Than be your fellow
Roses are red
Corpses are blueish
When this verse form rhymes,
Y'all'll be one as well.
Roses are light-green
Unicorns are fridge
This verse form makes no sense
Toaster.
Roses are blood-red
My name is Dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave
Roses are ruby, and violets are blue
Nothing I've seen is sweeter than you
Let's plant a seed of love that can bloom
Withstanding all, all the time shining true
Violets are blue, roses are cherry
And one day all that we know will exist dead
So let'southward plant the seed and let dear be true
Till the day roses wither and I'll be without y'all
Roses are red, and violets are blue
Daffodils are yellow, all of this is truthful
Let's just be happy, no one wants to exist blueish
'Crusade roses are red and violets are blue
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Chicken shit stinks
And so do you
Roses are red
Dead ones are black
Why is your chest
As apartment every bit your back?
Violets are bluish
Roses are red
I hate you lot
I wish yous were expressionless.
Roses are (sometimes) carmine,
Violets are (sometimes) blue,
I've got Aspergers,
Have you got it too?
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
This line doesn't rhyme
And neither does this 1
Roses are red
Violets are non blue
The color's in the proper name!
Hmph, never mind
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait... then my flowerbed is regal...
YAAAAAAYY!!!
——
Roses are red
Roses are yellow
Grandpa's teeth
Are lost in the Clot-o!
——
Violets are ruddy
And roses are blue
If you use Photoshop
To mess with the hue.
——
Roses are blood-red
Bacon is ruby
Poems are difficult
...Bacon
Roses are cherry
Roses are red
Hitman is absurd
Merely is bad at poems.
——-
Roses are ruby
That much is true
Violets are violet
Not fucking blue
——-
Roses are red,
Violets are bluish,
Buss my ass
And fuck yous, too!
——
The roses are blood-red
And the violets are crimson
I've killed the gardener
And you're coming next.
——
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka is cheaper
Than dinner for two
——
Roses are ruddy
WOLOLO!
Roses are blueish.
——
Roses are red
Violets are blueish
RYUU GA WAGA
TEKI WO KURAU!
——
Roses are red
My screen is bluish
And I'k sitting hither thinking
What the fuck did I exercise?
——
Roses are red
The TARDIS is blue
And Donna now asks
Doctor Who?
Roses are blood-red
Violets are blue
Does this rag
Odor like chloroform to you?
Roses are red
Violets are blueish
I suck at poetry
Show me your tits
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Everything's grey
Because I'm a dog
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
I have a gun!
Get in the van!
Variants in media:
Comic Books
- The Adventures of Captain Jack:
Roses are red
Lemons practice pucker
Prisoners escape
When the guard is a sucker!
Comic Strips
Roses are red,
A deep crimson hue,
When yous got in trouble,
You certain were too! Ha! Ha! note Calvin sends Susie this note to taunt her after she gets in trouble for talking in class, provoking her into writing another note and getting in trouble once more
And:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tu-lips are what we'll exist kissing,
Woo-woo!
— Calvin and Hobbes
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I know where you lot live
And your family likewise.
— Sherman's Lagoon
Roses are ruby-red
Violets are blueish
If something smells bad
it'due south gotta be yous.
Roses are crimson
Emeralds are light-green
You must counterbalance more than
Than a washing machine.
Roses are blood-red,
tomatoes are besides
If I had one at present
I'd throw it at you.
Roses are red
Like a big fiery comet
Your face would make even
Quasimodo vomit.
Roses are red
Daffodils gilded
You might look ameliorate
If you scraped off that mold.
Roses are red
Looming huge to the emmet;
I wish you would drown
In a waste matter treatment constitute
Roses are ruby
With shades of green;
Your breath smells bad
Use more Listerine.
— FoxTrot note Jason's Valentines to Paige accidentally get switched with Roger's to Andy. Hilarity Ensues
Roses are carmine
And violets are blueish
Take care of that sciata
Down past your (wazoo) note The author is looking for a discussion that rhymes simply is less "trite"
— Frazz
Roses are red,
Violets are bluish.
At least, that's what they tell me,
Because I am blind.
— The Far Side
Roses are crimson
Violets are blue
Cardboard is stiff
And so are you
— Dilbert note Dogbert's funeral sympathy cards co-operative into comedy
Fan Works
- Calvin and Hobbes: The Serial:
Roses are ruby-red
Violets are violet.
But thought I'd mention that,
Since SpongeBob isn't tearing. note This was for a daughter Calvin didn't actually care about. - Roses Are Red (Teen Titans fanfiction):
Roses are ruby
Stems are green
You're the prettiest half-demon
I've ever seen
Films — Live-Activity
Roses are carmine,
violets are blueish ...
I'chiliad about to fuck up.
And so what else is new?
— Colin, Greenfingers
Sir roses are blood-red,
Sir violets are blue,
Sir sugar is sweet,
Sir so are you.
— Baravelli on the symptoms of cirrhosis, Equus caballus Feathers
Roses are ruddy,
Violets are bluish,
I wanna poke your fucking optics out with my dick, you fuck
— Charles Randall, Righteous Kill
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
They'll need dental records
To identify you.
— Valentine
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'chiliad schizophrenic,
and so am I.
— What Most Bob?
Roses are scarlet,
and how practise you practice?
Drink iv of these,
and woob-woob-woob-woob!
— Curly, No Census, No Feeling
Roses are red.
Sonic is blue.
Earth needs a hero.
A hedgehog will exercise!
— One of several taglines for Sonic the Hedgehog (2020), which was released on a Valentine's Day.
Gamebooks
- The Fighting Fantasy gamebook, Centre of the Dragon had a trap where players walks into a dead end bearing this bulletin:
Roses are red.
Violets are blueish.
A face similar yours.
Belong in a zoo.
(Cue inescapable portcullis sealing the only style in, leaving the reader permanently trapped if they do not have a necessary item)
Literature
Raseuse arrête, valet de Tsar bat loups
Joues gare et suite, un sot voyou.
— Mots d'Heures: Gousses, Rames note The editor, Luis d'Antin van Rooten, explains this as "a description of an incident at the Russian Royal courtroom", but the French text is better pronounced than translated.
Roses are red,
Corpses are blue,
On Valentine'southward day
Yous'll die too!
— R. L. Stine, "Cleaved Hearts"
Roses are ruby, violets are blue,
Angels in heaven know I dear y'all
Alive-Action Idiot box
Roses are red
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish
— Benny Hill
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweetness
I'thousand gonna break your face up
— The Champ, Constabulary Squad!
Roses are red
Violets are bluish
Fudge is sugariness
Here's some fudge.
— Bob Pinciotti, That '70s Show
Roses are red
Violets are blueish
Have sex activity in the Corps
And I'll break your neck
— Deacon Jones, 1000 Vs E
Roses are reddish
Violets are fickle
When I'm done with you
All yous'll take left is this nickel
— Maris Crane, Frasier
Big Balls are crimson
Mud is brown
I actually like it
when people fall down
- John Henson, Wipeout2008
Love Authentication,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your cards are shit,
And your channel is also.
— Chris Addison on Mock the Week
Roses are blood-red,
Violets are blue,
I'g locked upwards in Broadmoor,
And thinking of you.
— Hugh Dennis on Mock the Week
Roses are red
violets are blue
pansies are poets, Volition
tell me information technology isn't true.
Roses are red
violets are blue
Jazz and I are black
but Carlton, what are you?
—Carlton Banks and Volition Smith, respectively, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Roses are red
violets are light-green
Get offa your butt
an' join the Marines!
—John Wayne on Laugh In
Roses are red, violets are blue,
You killed Elliott and I could take killed you.
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A.D.
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Roses are red,
Violets are bluish,
I fucked and killed your mother,
Only I really didn't mean to.
— Trying to apologize to Empress Catherine on The Peachy
Music
Roses are scarlet, yes, and violets are blue.
I looked for both, but they never grew.
Roses are red, yep, and that stands for animalism —
The other's for innocence; for that, I'chiliad not fussed.
— Zoe's Adventures Under Footing, "River Rise Over"
Roses are ruddy,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sugariness,
And and then's maple surple.
— Roger Miller, "Dang Me"
Roses are red, violets are blue
And time is beginning to crawl
I just might have to come up meet you
Where teardrops fall
— Bob Dylan (no, really), "Where Teardrops Fall"
Roses are blood-red, my dear.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet, my love.
Just non equally sugariness equally you.
Then I went far away and you found someone new.
I read your letter of the alphabet beloved, and I wrote back to y'all:
"Roses are ruddy, my love.
Violets are blueish.
Sugar is sugariness, my love.
Practiced luck, may God bless you."
— Bobby Vinton, "Roses Are Cherry (My Love)"
Roses are ruddy
And violets are blue
Honey is sweet
Merely not as sweet as you
— Aqua, "Roses Are Red" (Dissimilar song, aforementioned title.)
Violets are blueish
Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
The flowers are expressionless.
— Lil Wayne, "I Feel Like Dying"
The rose is red,
Violets are blue,
Carbohydrate'due south sweetness;
Sweetie, so are you!
— George Gershwin, Ira Gershwin & Gus Kahn, "And so Are You"
Wine is red
Poison is blue
Strychnine is proficient
For what's ailin' you lot
— The Sonics, "Strychnine"
Roses are red
And violets are bluish
Y'all chase me
And then volition I
Burma-Shave...
— Roger Miller, "Burma Shave"
Print Media
Roses are red
The hoisery's nude
This dress is heinous
Your stylist should exist sued
— Bullseye, Amusement Weekly, Consequence #1197
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Bricks are heavy,
And L7 is also.
And:
Violets are bluish
And roses are red.
Go become L7
For a shot of street cred.
— Bricks Are Heavy Review, Entertainment Weekly, Issue #123
Roses are ruby-red
Violets are blue
Nosotros make our bread
On clods like yous!
— MAD, "A Valentine to all our readers", #133
Roses are red
Violets are blueish
I'm a human for all seasons
And so what else is new?
— MAD, the first of a Running Gag from the "Quiz Prove" pic parody.
Roses are cherry
Violets are blueish
Just call the network
and tell them you're through
— MAD, even so another ane from the Quiz Evidence parody, when Charles is wondering what to do next.
Roses are red
Pumpkins are orange
I wish I had
A slap-up big borange
— MAD, a terminal i from the Quiz Show parody, when Charles gives a Freudian Excuse near being unable to impress his father through poetry. In the next panel, his father starts on another, just is told to shut up.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This game is stupid
— Review header for Yu-Gi-Oh! The Duelists of the Roses, Official U.South. PlayStation Mag, April 2003, folio 98
Pro Wrestling
"Roses is red, violets is blue. The Young Bucks got long pretty hair similar a girl do. And then Sunday in New York we gonna have to brand em our bitches, and yall probably gonna go dorsum to California with stitches. At present if yall can't be in New York to scout us make them girls scream and holler, you tin can society that sumbitch on pay per view, only x dollars. Go Fight Live dot boob tube babe, large ten yr anniversary, yall don't wanna miss this shit! I promise."
Theater
Oscar Hammerstein's gone
Larry Hart's laying low
The rose is red
The violet's blue
The sugar's sweet
And and then are y'all
That'southward every bit deep every bit we go
— Forbidden Broadway'southward parody of Miss Saigon, "You Are Hallmark, I Postcard"
Finders can be weepers
Losers can exist keepers
Roses can be blood-red
Violets tin can be bluish
Some lyrics rhyme
Some don't
— Jitter, The Musical of Musicals: The Musical!, "Stay with Me"
Toys
Have you ever constitute words in your alphabet soup? ALPHABITTLE discovered a whole verse form once! It started, "Roses are red, violets are blueish..." But she never read the rest of it. She was so hungry, she gobbled upwards the rest of the poem!
— G3 My Little Pony, Alphabittle's backcard story
Video Games
Roses are gray
Violets are gray
I'thousand dead and color-blind.
— Forsaken male /light-headed emote, Globe of Warcraft
Roses are carmine,
violets are blueish,
I'll kill any [race] I see,
including you!
Roses are blood-red
Violets are bluish
I'm gonna kill you
Doodley-doo
— Gargarensis, Age of Mythology
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You suck
— Graffiti written below an over-the-summit verse form in Left 4 Expressionless
Wines is ruddy
Spices is yellow
But old Jack-of-Smiles
Is a murderous young man
— A message the histrion can receive during the Feast of the Exceptional Rose in Fallen London
Roses are reddish.
So is this vino.
I'll be the 6,
if you'll exist my 9.
— Nutaku, Crush Beat out
Roses are red,
Violets are blueish,
Bulldozer, bulldozer,
I beloved you.
— Dizzy, Kids on Site
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your loaning rights are revoked
Due to books overdue
— Library notice, The Darkside Detective
Roses are ruby-red,
Pillows are white,
Become our special packet
And stay upward all dark!
$50 Valentine'south special at Fancy Nancy Flowers sponsored by Pillowtronics!
— Fading advertisement on the Nickel News bulletin outside, Thimbleweed Park
Roses are reddish
Violets are blue
You control the news
And they control you
— Unknown letter of the alphabet at the office desk, Headliner: NoviNews
Web Animation
Roses are red
Violets are blue
One day we'll prowl
Down Blood Gulch Avenue
— Beginning verse of the Cherry-red vs. Bluish theme
Roses are scarlet,
Violets are blue,
Your business firm is covered
In piles of excrement
— Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, reviewing Saints Row 2
the roses are crimson
the violets are blue
fuck you
— A bill of fare Mokey gives to Momee, Mokey'southward Show
Web Comics
Roses be blood-red,
Violence be bloody,
Littleton kid went
Killing with his buddy.
Una-bomber! Oklahoma!
Fire down ho!
Sharks in da gene pool,
North of Kosovo!
Everyone's packing,
And so I'll pack my nickel bag,
Gonna get my peace on and offer yas a drag.
— Monique, Sinfest [ane]
Roses are reddish
I give them to mom
She makes me cookies
Nommy nom noms
— Cinna the Poet, Hark! A Vagrant ([2])
Y'all need a poem? Fine!
Roses are red
Green is the grass
I'm sad I hurt y'all
I'm a horse'due south donkey.
If you demand a haiku, just recall "peace-shattering moron" is half dozen syllables.
— Fred Macintire (advising Lisa), Something*Positive
Web Original
Roses are cherry,
Violets are majestic,
My dear for you is...
is...
Goddammit.
— I-Mockery.com
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Check out this new car!
I'grand staring at you.
— One of the "beloved letters" Fiat delivered to "Isabel" in hopes of choosing her equally a lucky winner, Cracked
Gamzee has Faygo,
Sollux has honey,
Stop writing poems,
They're not fucking funny!
— Homestucks on YouTube
Roses are red,
Just normally pink.
Violets aren't bluish,
At least I don't think.
They're more sort of purple,
Information technology's so hard to tell.
Information technology'southward a scrap complicated,
Just love is also.
— Mitch Benn on Twitter
Many examples from the Waterstone'due south Web log, including:
Roses are blood-red,
Violets are blueish,
Many years have gone by,
Since I met you.
Roses are also,
Yellow and pinkish,
The passing of time,
It makes you lot remember.
Violets are violet,
If truth exist told,
In one case nosotros were young,
But now we were sometime.
Violets are blueish,
Roses are red,
The only alternative'due south,
Being Expressionless.
— Paul Stewart
and
- An attempt at finding a rhyme for imperial to make the poem more than accurate results in this:
Roses are red,
violets are purple,
My boner for yous
has caused me to hirple note to limp or walk awkwardly. - A fairly common internet joke, with the details irresolute between the telling:
Roses are red
Violets are blueish
Wololo
Violets are red
- The reddit sub /r/boottoobig is devoted to parodies.
Web Videos
Roses are cherry-red,
Violets are bluish,
People are idiots,
The stop.
— WTFIWWY Ep. 28
Roses are ruddy,
Violets are blue.
Poems are hard-
So am I.
— Said by Rob Dyke in one of Mr Repzion's videos
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Everything is reddish,
I just got shot.
— Caddicarus
Roses are ruby-red,
Violets are bluish,
I suck at poems,
Bewbs.
— The Honest Trailers voice guy, reading a YouTube annotate
Western Animation
Roses is carmine,
Violets is blue,
Misery loves company,
That's why nosotros're here with you lot!
— Burger Beagle, DuckTales (1987), "The Bride Wore Stripes"
"Roses are crimson, violets are bluish."
That's what they say, but it only isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
Simply violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An orange is orange, just Greenland's not light-green
And a pinky'due south not pink. So what does information technology mean?
To call something blue when it'south not, nosotros defile information technology.
Only ah, what the heck: it's difficult to rhyme "violet".
— Dot Warner, Animaniacs
Roses are red, violets are blue,
If I had your face, I'd be in a zoo.
— Roy Rooster, Garfield and Friends
Roses are cherry,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
[belches] THIS Discharge IS FOR YOUUUU!!!
— Heffer Wolfe, Rocko'due south Modern Life
The movies are gray
The Television is blackness
The horses are running
Please bring me some food
— Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb
Roses R Cerise
Roses R Blue
It'south fourth dimension for Poet's Corner!
Yahoo!
— Intro to the poetry segment of Cartoon Planet
Roses are red,
Violets are pink,
Flowers smell good,
Simply yous certain sCENSORED!
— Telegram delivered by Bugs Bunny, "Buckaroo Bugs" (Bugs then finished the line by shouting it in the recipient's face up. The concluding discussion is of form, STINK!)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Your feathers are black
And mine are, too.
— A bear, to Daffy Duck, wearing some of the duck's black feathers, in "Suppressed Duck"
Beloved Toots,
Roses are reddish,
Violets are blue
Mice are nice
But, OH YOU Kid
— Tom, in a beloved alphabetic character to Toots in the Tom and Jerry cartoon "The Zoot True cat"
Roses are scarlet,
But Morton is blue.
Boo hoo hoo hoo
(face into typewriter)
— Mr. Morton, School Rock!
Roses are red,
Violets are bluish,
Turtles are geeks,
And so are yous
— The Populars, KaBlam!
Robotnik is rotten,
Alfalfa is sneezy;
The minute I met her,
I loved my Breezie.
— Sonic the Hedgehog, in his honey letter of the alphabet/verse form parody to Breezie, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Chocolate Flake Cookies are red,
Chocolate Chip Cookies are blue;
Chocolate Chip Cookies are sweet
And and then are you!
Happy Valentine'southward Day
— Another one from Snoopy, A Charlie Brown Valentine
Roses are scarlet,
Violets are blue,
You're not made of junk,
Just I still love y'all!
— Buckwheat's Boob tube Head Robot in The Picayune Rascals episode "Scientific discipline Fair and Foul", after Darla asked information technology to recite a romantic poem
Roses are cherry-red,
Violets are blue,
Gimme the ball,
I'm comin' through!
— Bluto in the Popeye curt, "The Football Toucher Downer".
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My olfactory organ smells,
And your anxiety practise, also.
— D.W. Read, Arthur
Roses are ruddy
Pac-Human being is yella
Let's open wide
And chomp on that fella!
— Sue, Clyde, Pinky, and Inky (respectively) in the 1982 Pac-Man blithe series
Roses are red
Violets are blue annotation "Huh. I ever idea of violets as purple."
You can make a span
When you have 2
— Written on two spools at Deserted Playhouse Island, Craig of the Creek
Roses Are Red
Bruises Are Bluish
— Jasmine'southward name for the flower store and cage-fighting school she wants to open, "Sky Fall", Full Drama Pahkitew Island
Statler: Roses are ruby-red.
Waldorf And violets are bluish.
Statler: This folio wasn't funny.
Waldorf: But what else is new?
Both: Practice-ho-ho-ho-hoh!
Make a Bridge When You Have 2
Inscribed on the spool Craig finds; he comments that he e'er idea violets were purple. Later on, he and Wildernessa find the second spool, which contains the rest of the verse form: "You can make a bridge when you have 2."
Alternative Title(s): Roses Are Red
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